Just before graduating at BYU with a MS degree in 2006, I went to the Graduate Student Association social in the Wilkinson Center and got a free T-shirt. On the back it said, " You might be graduate student if..." and then listed 10 things that would make one a graduate student. If you have never been a Grad Student, then the following list is probably not that funny. However, if you have been a Grad Student, then you might relate.
"You might be a grad student if...
1. You find yourself explaining to your children that you are in the "20th" grade.
2. You have accepted guilt as an inherent feature of relaxation.
3. You start referring to stories like ' Snow White et al."
4. Everything reminds you of something in your discipline.
5. You look forward to summers because you're more productive without the distraction of classes.
6. You regard ibuprofen as a vitamin.
7. You appreciate the fact you get to choose which twenty hours out of each day you have to work.
8. You are startled to meet people that neither need or want to read.
9. You look forward to taking some time off to do laundry.
10. You wonder if APA style allows you to cite talking to yourself as "personal communication"."
"You might be a grad student if...
1. You find yourself explaining to your children that you are in the "20th" grade.
2. You have accepted guilt as an inherent feature of relaxation.
3. You start referring to stories like ' Snow White et al."
4. Everything reminds you of something in your discipline.
5. You look forward to summers because you're more productive without the distraction of classes.
6. You regard ibuprofen as a vitamin.
7. You appreciate the fact you get to choose which twenty hours out of each day you have to work.
8. You are startled to meet people that neither need or want to read.
9. You look forward to taking some time off to do laundry.
10. You wonder if APA style allows you to cite talking to yourself as "personal communication"."
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2 comments:
It would also be easier to find your blog if you had spelled "captian" correctly. Not hatin', just statin'.
Visually, the white text on the black background does get a little tough to read, especially when the print isn't oversized.
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